Monday, July 28, 2008


I really need to have more well-connected friends. I also need to save these well-connected friends' lives. That would be good. So, friends, I need you to do the following two things:

1. Meet people.

2. Almost die, near me.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Be Jealous


The Krankenhaus still exists. Be jealous. Be very jealous. You probably don't have PINKEYE or CHILLS or OTHER AILMENTS. Yep, the Krankenhaus still exists.

But you did miss the art fair which was pretty cool. The only way I benefited was that Whitney stole me some fancy drink and I got to make up all of the hours I missed when I I had pinkeye. None of the parties have topped yours. We should fix that so that you'll be really jealous.

Hope you're getting krank in Chile as well,
whatever the nickname is that I have in this haus

Tuesday, July 15, 2008


I hate pink eye, boys, and not being able to go to work. I have a BLANK DAY tomorrow, because of this fucking pink eye, and if my manager knew how much I WANTED to go to work, he'd cry in happiness.